Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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