Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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