i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
Randomize
