My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
She told me I should be a condom model.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
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