I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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