in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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