This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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