At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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