I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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