do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
