Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Randomize
