She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Someone shattered a urinal.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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