all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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