don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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