Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
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