I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Im just a social blackout drinker.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
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