i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Holy shit dude........stairs
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