i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
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