But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
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