Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
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