Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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