Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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