Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
Randomize
