this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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