shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
only you would photoshop your dick
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
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