But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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