I think I died a long time ago.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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