Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
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