Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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