You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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