She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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