What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
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