youre lurking in front of me
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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