K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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