we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
The ass gains better be worth it
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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