I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
so you had a one ended conversation with the toilet las night in between barfs. you kept telling the toilet how strong it was because its gone through a lot of shit in its life.
drunk me is so punny.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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