Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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