they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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