Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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