Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
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