would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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