Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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