shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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