i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Also, beer. Big fan.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Randomize
