Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
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