No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
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