Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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