ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Theres a note on my antibiotics that says "Do not chew or crush. Swallow whole." I think that would be a good tattoo for just above my penis.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
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