New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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