okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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