One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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